Wednesday, April 21, 2004

I hate that phrase,

"cheer up," I don't know why I even use it. It suggests that depression is an attitude problem, rather than an organic brain disease curable only by heavy clinical use of thorazine. Which I have self-diagnosed myself to need. I figure, it'll turn me into a zombie, but I'll be a really calm, carefree zombie.
Why don't you ever get spam about thorazine? I get three spams a day (regardless of the fact that I don't have the pertinent organ) about "She'll thank you for it!" and "Vi@gr*@! cheap and legal from Canada," but no one ever spams me about how licensed doctors, American psychiatrists are willing to diagnose me via e-mail and write me prescriptions that cheerful and helpful Canadian pharmacists are thrilled to fill and mail to me, eh? Why do you think that is? Because I have a good spam filter?

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