It's like a four-year-old in here.

"Why won't things be good?" She wails in despair.  

What things, and how are they not good?

"I don't know, you know...things.  They're bad, not good.

And I thought they would be GOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

She is very sad. Saaaad.  SAD.  Just look at that lip jut out.

Are you disappointed?  Frustrated?  Hungry?  Angry?  

"No.  I don't know.  And my teacher is mean.  And my classmates are stupid.  

I want things to be excellent and they are only good.  And I don't have my cupcake anymore."

Things won't always be like you want them to be and sometimes people are mean, or stupid.

Er-herm.  And you ATE your cupcake.  Excellence is an ideal, a journey, not something 

you can just have when you want it.  I know this is sad news, and you're disappointed.

I wish I could tell you something else, but this is life.  The sooner you accept it the 

sooner you can get on with it.

"NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Make things BE GOOOD!"

Things are go...

"GOOOODER!"